i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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