I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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