I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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