You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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