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No stitches, just platelets and will power
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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