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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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