So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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