So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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