road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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