so explain again why im purple
no
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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