Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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