Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
