Can Purell be used as lube?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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