You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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