Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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