The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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