I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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