The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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