Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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go home
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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