4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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