Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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