I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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