also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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