I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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