I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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