She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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