Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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