Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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