carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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