I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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