Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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