It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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