I think im going to throw up on grandma
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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