I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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