I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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