I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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