nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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