I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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