I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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