It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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