she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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