In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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