dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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