And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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