Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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