strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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