She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize