I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just tell him i said nine months
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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