I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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