Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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