either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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