...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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