I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
do nipples grow back?
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