Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
