mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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