Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
What a dumb baby whore.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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